Thursday, August 27, 2015

Amazing sensations that don't involve sex!

Who doesn't think that sex is amazing? Just ask any teen with raging hormones, or 20-something chasing down the next hook-up on Tinder, Bumble or Hinge. But talk to 50-somethings and they'll laugh and say that there's a whole lot more to life than sex that'll put a smile on their faces.

This is my list of favorites. Just reading them feels good. I'm sure you have yours too - feel free to add on and share with me.

 1. The feeling when you wake up early in the morning to the sound of rain and you don't have to get out of bed yet.

2. Taking a big poop without resistance. (My favorite - I'm like a little kid who shows off to Mom that he's done no.2!)

3. When you're all congested and suddenly you sneeze and your nose is all clear.

4. When you finally get rid of that darn thing stuck in your teeth.

5. Lying down to stretch after an arduous hour at the gym.

6. Pee shivers.

7. Inhaling the scent of fresh laundry drying in the sun.

8. Placing your head on a cooler spot on the pillow.

9. Diving into bed made with clean, fresh sheets.

10. Inhaling the sweaty, milk-infused scent of a baby.

11. Having a car pull out of a parking spot near the entrance to the mall or store just as you pull up.

12. Listening to your favorite song come on the air just as you turn on the radio.

13. New car smell.

14. Having a masseuse find your aching spot and slowly massaging it, over and over again.

15. When a dog you don't know places his head or paw on your lap by himself.


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